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Friday, April 1, 2011

Robert Pattinson Tells Justin Bieber A UnBeliebable Lie



Robert Pattinson has managed to convince Justin Bieber that he is in fact Twilight vampire Edward Cullen, and Robert Pattinson is simply the persona he uses to keep his identity a secret.

When Rob was cast in the Twilight Saga, critics were stunned by how convincingly the British actor played the role of the brooding bloodsucker and it seems as though his portrayal was so spot on that 17-year-old Justin was easily convinced that Rob is keeping an unBeliebable secret.

Justin is a huge fan of the vampire franchise, using his fame to pull some strings in his home country of Canada where he paid a visit to the movie's set and hung out with Rob in his trailer.

Allegedly this is where a stricken Rob, looking pale (due to the film's talented make-up artists), grabbed JB by the arm and confessed to his vampirical status.

Justin is said to have been so taken aback by the confession that he broke into an impromptu version of his song Speechless as a way to cope with the news.

Sources close to the One Time star have revealed that despite being presented with medical journals, the theory of evolution and a chart showing Rob's heart beat and blood type, Justin is still adamant that Rob is a creature of the night.

Market experts are said to be puzzled by the sudden spike in garlic and crucifix sales in North America, but a gullible 17-year-old with millions in the bank will account for that anomaly.

Would you believe this face?!

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