A teary-eyed Miley Cyrus held onto her Dad's arm as she walked slowly up to the scores of microphones planted on her rural Tennessee driveway. Reporters were anxious to hear her in-person reply about the recent revelations made in the Chattanoogan Times.
A few days ago Miley confessed a secret to her friend Mary while in her glass greenhouse. Somehow, a lip reader employed by the Chattanoogan Times, understood the lipped movements as Miley filled her friend in on her 'deepest secret'.
The Times immediately went 'front page' with the shocking news and posted a $10,000 reward to anyone who could disprove the allegation.
Now, the teen poplet was about to reverse herself about a nagging rumor she so vigorously defended just a few days ago.
Miley's Dad, Billy Ray, allowed her to stand alone and face the cameras. Her voice was clear and strong as she confessed to fans that the allegations are indeed true....
"I am not a 'Miley', I am a 'Michael'!" She took a deep breath and continued, "My 'deepest secret' was revealed recently when I went into the hospital to be treated for chest cold. I knew then that someone would probably blab about me really being a boy!"
As the once 'tart-star' unzipped his jeans to prove to the reporters his true sexuality, the sound of a body hitting the concrete could be heard as a light-headed Liam Hemsworth passed out, followed almost immediately by a second thud as Billy Ray Cyrus hit the concrete too.
The physical revelation hit to close to home when Billy Ray finally realized that millions of dollars in future revenue suddenly just flew out of that zipper.
For Liam Hemsworth it was differant. He remembered french-kissing 'Miley'.